Sunday priorities: exercise, sleep, or aggressive mimosas? I don’t know who’d be more excited about us going on a date, me or my mom.ĭid Ross and Rachel ever really break up? So when our friends ask us how we met, what are we going to tell them? Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?īoy, if you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumberĭo I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend. (steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what’s your name? I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple. Nothing says ‘confidence’ than approaching a man at a bar or online – with a funny and intriguing opening line. Fight against this stereotype by picking one of the best pick up lines for women below. Unfortunately, although it’s the modern day people still think women can’t approach men – especially with a pick up line. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel? Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?Īre you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams. (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk? My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name. Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together? Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else. If you try any of these on a potential partner and it doesn’t land, pull it back with ‘sorry that was the worst pick up line ever’ and introduce yourself.

Don’t underestimate the awful groan and smile that accompanies most of these lines, if anything it’s a great way to get chatting to someone. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.Ĭheesy pick up lines definitely have their charm. Hi, I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?Įxcuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.ĭo you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? I’m sitting on my wallet.Īre you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop. Can I crash at your place tonight?ĭid it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack! Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?Īre you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.ĭo you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again? Have you been to the doctors lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Pock up sticks